​An instant download of my comedy album "Burning Sensation" ($15 value)

"Burning Sensation" Postcard ($5 value)

"All My Bad Ideas" notepad ($5 value) - Because every comic carries around a notebook full of bad ideas.

2 Phil Johnson drink coasters ($5 value)

"Kitties and Boobs" Ringtone instant download ($2 value)

​"Phil Cartoon" Guitar Pick ($3 value)

Handwritten note from Phil (priceless!)